Thursday, July 28, 2011

And now for something completely off-topic

I recently harvested this odd-looking cherry tomato from my vegetable garden. Others have shown off tush-shaped cherries and strawberries shaped like Venus of Willendorf, so I thought I'd share my priapic tomato as well.

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  1. I didn't see the priapic resemblance at first (I am too naive in those things), but I showed it to my little cousin and she said it looks like an apple giving the thumbs up. Ah, children! :)

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  2. Vertigo -- An apple giving a thumbs up? I like it!

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  3. I wondered what had folks popping over from here and what had them looking at the fruit porn. The answer to both riddles is you! Too funny.

    Do you think there's a vegetarian market for these little bits of flora-erotica? Maybe this is where our fortunes lie.

    The thumbs up apple is cute.

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  4. Noodleepoodlee -- There's definitely an audience for it, I'd wager. If we find this stuff hilarious, I'm sure other people would too.

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  5. I hate it when tomatoes are better endowed than I am. That's why I'm lobbying Congress to pass the "Family Protection Act" outlawing phallic tomatoes on the grounds they will destroy the family and Western Civilization.

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  6. Paul -- That's the spirit! You'll be a "pro-family" activist against the moral decay that is fresh produce.

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  7. If you look closely you can see Jesus. I'll bet you could sell it on eBay for a fortune, Ahab.

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  8. Cognitive Dissenter -- Ah, gotta love that paradoilia!

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