Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Salacious Mother Nature

Mother Nature has given me more suggestive produce! I've harvested a phallic cherry tomato, a butt beet, and now a very female carrot. All of the other carrots I picked tonight looked fine, but this one was so brazenly anatomical that I had to share.

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  1. Too funny. Mother Nature is rated R...

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    1. Donna -- I think Mother Nature is hitting on me or something. I keep finding these vegetables!

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  2. umm, I might suggest you eat oatmeal for a while. Your veggie sexuality is definitely worrisome. lol

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    1. Sherry -- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    2. Dude..... you have got to get your mind out of the salad.

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    3. Okjimm -- It's not me, honest! It's that dirty ol' garden that keeps giving me these things!

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    1. Knatolee -- Yeah, and it's not at all bashful about it!

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    1. Postmormon Girl -- Doesn't she? It's indecent!

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