Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Mother Nature Has a Bawdy Sense of Humor

Last year, I found a phallic cherry tomato in my vegetable garden. This evening, I harvest a golden beet shaped like a hairy butt! Why does Mother Nature insist on giving me obscenely-shaped produce!?

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  1. Scandalous! The Mormon in me would have blushed with embarrassment. But as it is, that's a pretty awesome picture of a beet.

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    1. Postmormon Girl -- It was too good not to photograph and share!

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  2. I'd sue Mother Nature for making unwanted sexual advances, Ahab. They are unwanted, aren't they? Aren't they?

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    1. Paul -- Well, juicy golden beets are never unwanted, even if they do look like hineys.

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  3. Christians get Jesus in a taco, we get mooned.

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    1. Infidel753 -- Paredoilia (sp?) rocks. I wonder what it says about me that I see obscene images in my produce?

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  4. What kind of fertilizer are you using anyway!

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    1. Doug -- Probably the same fertilizer that produced the potato you shared a while back! :D

      http://gropingtheelephant.blogspot.com/2012/03/sometimes-potato-is-just-potato.html

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  5. I grew some flowers this year that I'd never tried before--dwarf snapdragons. I found out that between budding and full bloom there is a VERY phallic stage. Like, so specific as to be embarrassing! It was a funny discovery this spring/summer.

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    1. Michelle -- Flower gardening is not for the faint of heart! Who knew Mother Nature was such a perv?

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  6. It's all in your head. Stop obsessing about sex and they will look like animals. lol

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    1. Sherry -- It's not me! It's those dirty, lewd vegetables! THEY'RE the ones that can't keep it in the soil! :D

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  7. I can't wait to see the carrots and cucumbers your garden produces :-)

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    1. Pink Packrat -- Ha! I actually did see a rather ... fertility-themed carrot at the FAIL blog a while back.

      http://failblog.org/2011/08/12/epic-fail-photos-things-that-are-doing-it-clearly-not-a-baby-carrot/

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  8. I think Mark E Petersen would have some pretty strong words against gardening if he ever saw that!

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    1. Postmormon Girl -- The same Petersen that White & Delightsome is constantly poking fun at? He'd be horrified!

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