Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Salacious Mother Nature

Mother Nature has given me more suggestive produce! I've harvested a phallic cherry tomato, a butt beet, and now a very female carrot. All of the other carrots I picked tonight looked fine, but this one was so brazenly anatomical that I had to share.
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  1. Donna BantaAugust 23, 2012 at 10:34 AM

    Too funny. Mother Nature is rated R...

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    1. AhabAugust 23, 2012 at 11:07 AM

      Donna -- I think Mother Nature is hitting on me or something. I keep finding these vegetables!

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  2. Sherry PeytonAugust 23, 2012 at 2:07 PM

    umm, I might suggest you eat oatmeal for a while. Your veggie sexuality is definitely worrisome. lol

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    1. AhabAugust 23, 2012 at 2:15 PM

      Sherry -- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    2. okjimmAugust 23, 2012 at 4:18 PM

      Dude..... you have got to get your mind out of the salad.

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    3. AhabAugust 23, 2012 at 4:55 PM

      Okjimm -- It's not me, honest! It's that dirty ol' garden that keeps giving me these things!

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  3. KnatoleeAugust 24, 2012 at 7:26 AM

    That's one sexy vegetable!!!

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    1. AhabAugust 24, 2012 at 9:53 AM

      Knatolee -- Yeah, and it's not at all bashful about it!

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  4. postmormongirlAugust 24, 2012 at 8:26 AM

    Mother Nature has a dirty mind!

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    1. AhabAugust 24, 2012 at 9:53 AM

      Postmormon Girl -- Doesn't she? It's indecent!

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