Thursday, February 7, 2013

Ungodly Tentacles



Remember GOD TV co-founder Wendy Alec, who posted a post-election "prophesy" about President Obama on the GOD TV website? In this video, Alec prays to release the president from the demon Jezebel, vowing that he will be freed of "ungodly advisors" and "ungodly tentacles". Other New Apostolic Reformation preachers such as Lou Engle have referred to Jezebel as a demonic influence over politics as well.

Ooooookay then!
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  1. TWFFebruary 7, 2013 at 9:55 PM

    It's funny, but for some reason, I've got a Sarah Palin quote in my head:

    "So how's that hopey, changey thing workin' out for ya'?"

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    1. AhabFebruary 8, 2013 at 5:58 PM

      Wise Fool -- Oh God. Next thing you know, we'll have political has-beens ranting about tentacles and demons on Fox News! HAHAHAHA!

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  2. MichelleFebruary 7, 2013 at 10:06 PM

    Yowza.

    Wait a minute...tentacles? All hail Cthulhu!

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    1. AhabFebruary 8, 2013 at 5:57 PM

      Michelle -- Well play me some flute music and call me Azazoth! Cthulhu got into politics! Who'da thought?

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    2. Infidel753February 9, 2013 at 1:01 PM

      Actually for years there's been a Cthulhu-for-President movement using the slogan "Why vote for the lesser evil?" Not sure who the proposed running mate is (Jezebel?)

      Why are people like this running around loose when people who merely believe themselves to be Alexander the Great get institutionalized?

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    3. AhabFebruary 9, 2013 at 2:39 PM

      Infidel753 -- Because people assume that looniness in the name of religion isn't real looniness. It's a shame.

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  3. Donna BantaFebruary 9, 2013 at 10:39 AM

    Ungodly tentacles. One of your better titles, Ahab. You do have great material. Seriously, though, I think these tentacles deserve a serious discussion--definitely on FOX News.

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    1. AhabFebruary 9, 2013 at 12:00 PM

      Donna -- Before we know it, Fox will be attacking the "liberal media" for ignoring the massive tentacle problem in politics.

      There's so much nuttiness in the world that I can barely keep up with it.

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  4. UnknownFebruary 10, 2013 at 1:38 PM

    Oh well, we can all sleep better tonight knowing that President Obama has been unshackled, and the tentacles of the wily Jezabel no longer bind him.... wonder how Michelle feels about it all.........sheesh you absolutely cannot make this stuff up!!!! I am totally agog. Somebody get get Wendy Alec to pray for Wayne La Pierre whydontcha :-)))))

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    1. AhabFebruary 10, 2013 at 11:27 PM

      Roberta -- The things some people genuinely believe...

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