so, that is all you have to do..'renounce homosexuality'? Free food? Ya, I'm in. Now, I really don't have to be Gay, right? Same deal as 'renouncing Satan....see, I am an atheist, so what's the deal? Free foo? Gees, I'll renounce alcohol,cigarettes, porn...see, you could keep that going for a long time. Hell, I"ll ever renounce my brother-in-law, Uncle Billy, for cheating on his taxes. Gees, and it wounds like you can recant the renounce as soon as you are out of the store. There's no deal that you can't right. Gees, this is great....ah, hold the mayo
good point. course...if the chicken IS NOT straight....does it come with elegant,sleek styling stuffing.... boy, I was gonna get into this renouncing thing but there ain't a Chic-a-fil-whatza near by. Went to a KFC and they said that there were no renouncing deals available....said they don't care...but they did have a special on cole slaw.
Ahab....I abstain from encouraging any fast food. KFC,McD's....they all really suck. Food is mediocre and they treat employees like shit. And, when you break it down...not really cheap. Franchise pizza is even worse. I will not go to any of the 'premier' big box eateries like Denny's, Perkins, TGIF, ....and certainly not any in the Darden Restaurant group. There opposition to Obama Care and fair wages is atrocious. Went to a Red Lobster over the Holidays)gift certificate) and it was one of the most over priced, insipid flavor, meager portion, shitty service that I have had in ages. Give me a good old Mom& P0p or local place anyday!
I love it!
ReplyDeletePaul -- I love it too.
DeleteHilarious. I'll have to share that one!
ReplyDeleteDonna -- Please do!
Deletevery funny!
ReplyDeleteChristian Agnostic -- That's why I had to share it.
DeleteThat is funny. Great stuff.
ReplyDeleteso, that is all you have to do..'renounce homosexuality'? Free food? Ya, I'm in. Now, I really don't have to be Gay, right? Same deal as 'renouncing Satan....see, I am an atheist, so what's the deal? Free foo? Gees, I'll renounce alcohol,cigarettes, porn...see, you could keep that going for a long time. Hell, I"ll ever renounce my brother-in-law, Uncle Billy, for cheating on his taxes. Gees, and it wounds like you can recant the renounce as soon as you are out of the store. There's no deal that you can't right. Gees, this is great....ah, hold the mayo
DeleteReason Being -- I like these guys. I'm glad I heard about their prank.
DeleteOkjimm -- Go ahead and renounce homosexuality, even if you're not gay. It's not like the clerks will ever know, and you might get a free sandwich too.
Hiarious! I'm surprised Chick-whatsit hasn't sued their asses off yet.
ReplyDeleteKnatolee -- It would create more negative publicity for Chick-fil-A if they sued a bunch of harmless pranksters, thankfully.
DeleteMy brother is gay. Can I get free food if I renounce him? Wait, how do know if the chicken was straight?
ReplyDeletegood point. course...if the chicken IS NOT straight....does it come with elegant,sleek styling stuffing.... boy, I was gonna get into this renouncing thing but there ain't a Chic-a-fil-whatza near by. Went to a KFC and they said that there were no renouncing deals available....said they don't care...but they did have a special on cole slaw.
DeleteJono -- Would your brother go along with this if he got a free chicken sandwich out of it too? :D
DeleteOkjimm -- KFC is better, in my opinion.
Ahab....I abstain from encouraging any fast food. KFC,McD's....they all really suck. Food is mediocre and they treat employees like shit. And, when you break it down...not really cheap. Franchise pizza is even worse. I will not go to any of the 'premier' big box eateries like Denny's, Perkins, TGIF, ....and certainly not any in the Darden Restaurant group. There opposition to Obama Care and fair wages is atrocious. Went to a Red Lobster over the Holidays)gift certificate) and it was one of the most over priced, insipid flavor, meager portion, shitty service that I have had in ages. Give me a good old Mom& P0p or local place anyday!
DeleteWow..that was teh funny-iez.
ReplyDeleteKriss
Kris -- Wasn't it? I liked it a lot.
DeleteOh dear Ahab, that made me laugh. Someday my work will slow down and I will hang out here more often.
ReplyDeleteAgi Tater (formerly Cog. Dissenter)
Agi Tater -- Hey there! It's nice to see you back at my blog again. Feel free to hang out at Republic of Gilead any time you want.
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