So far, my vegetable garden has produced a
phallic cherry tomato, a
butt beet, and a
brazenly female carrot. Now, behold my spiral carrots!
While thinning my carrot bed a few weeks ago, I found two carrot seedlings that had grown so close together than one spiraled around the other. When I untangled them, one carrot retained its curly shape, while the other bore corkscrew indentations.
Those ate awesome! They look artsy.
ReplyDeleteOops...'are' not 'ate.' But I suppose they'll be 'ate' eventually. :)
ReplyDeleteMichelle -- Shortly after I took these photos, the carrots were chopped up and thrown into soup, so they did get "ate" quickly. Glad you like them!
Deletetwo carrot seedlings that had grown so close together than one spiraled around the other.
ReplyDeleteYou had a female carrot before, now you've got gay carrots.
Infidel -- This gardener welcomes produce of all sexual orientations. I run an open and inclusive vegetable patch!
DeleteWould a phallic cherry tomato be a hermaphrodite? (sorry, couldn't resist)
ReplyDeleteLady Freethinker -- Hee hee!
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